My name is Thomasina. I have the heart of a traveller and the mind of a teacher.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
have you ever loved someone so much your breathing got faster and your heart started beating louder just on the thought of them
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing